Thursday, November 29, 2012

Musings ,..UiTM :Bittersweet 4 years

Four years in UiTM and I have to leave it. It's been a roller coaster ride , full of ups and downs with the occasional pit stops.  Reflecting back at all the time i've spent there, I'd dare say most of it spent on learning the sacred knowledge of engineering . Truth be told I am not the sharpest knife in the drawer nor the biggest gun that packs strongest punch . .. I am the one who a little bit  slow in the class,.. I need to grasp the basic concept first, If it is too complex for me to process ,I would ask the esteemed lecturers to use analogy ,.. so that it will make me understand it better,

I guess my frequent flings with video games and movies destroyed me. Hell! , I can score a first class, or even an ANC !,but as the famous saying goes , "you reap what you sow"  ,.. now if only I commit more , push more, strive more .. if and that people a big IF. Oh now I had to face the music * roll eyes at the scroll with  Times New Roman in italic  *SECOND CLASS. Dry smile

Part of me thankful

I've learnt from the best , thank you to all my lecturers for all your guidance and your patience in handling us, some hot blooded hooligans who frequently tried to make you awesome people cancelled the class.

Part of me relieved
"Oh thank god I finished my studies",...

oh wait ......
now There's no more toyols  during the tests. What is toyol you asked ? well it's an artificial extension of  books and notes , it can be in any form , whether it is in written form or in form of pictures or in some cases artificial language . A kind of encrypted codes that only the perpetrator and his or her partner in crime can decode and understand it's content. I remember this one dude, he actually carved formulas on a transparent 50 cent a piece ruler..at certain angle the carvings is practically invisible to the constantly prying exam invigilators!.Pretty nifty ' prosthetic brain ' isn't it?

Ah , who could forget college

The place where it filled with babes it makes my eyes wet, they walk around the campus carrying books and bags , smiling, giggling , the hijabsters will pose with their stylish tudungs , ..some of the girls are hot enough to be on the cover of a magazine. Thank god for that ☺.

As for the guys,

We fill our time with studying,........teet!,.. we play a lot,.....we watch football a lot,..... we talk bout useless topics ,......... and........ we procrastinate.......very unhealthy counter productive ..lifestyle .I know

p.s :save the lecture later

Tapi bila masing masing GPA parah,.. mulalah study , diligently , day and night , we go out only for the occasional time out at the mamaks , rejuvenating our passion in supporting our faved football team be it , manchester united , arsenal or the great Selangor ..

Time flies so fast. ...... days turn to weeks , weeks turn to month,.. and 3 years had gone by , in a flash

The last two semester are killers for me personally, I had to repeat a subject that I've been poor in many aspect:The dreaded Advanced Electronic ,.. but learning it back from chapter numero uno I gained a lot.. and in Sem  7 ,..I got acquainted with this lovely lady with electric of a smile. Due to the confidential nature of such information,.. I can't state her name in my blog otherwise the safety of my life will be in jeopardy. Let's call her 'W' ,.. she's beautiful,.. tall ,.. she moves like a model ,.. she turns heads everywhere she goes, and I could swear even the most alim guy around will fall for her. But,.. what I like most about her is her smile ,.. it's a 13KV rated smile it could power a city and get the national grid going ..

BAD ANALOGY , I know! Hey this is my blog ,. suka hatilah haha!

Then there's the ever magnificent Prof Zaiki Awang and Dr. Uzer , for me these guys are malays made in U.K  . Their style is different . I 've learned a lot from these two . Albeit not scoring in their subjects,..sorry ..my bad.I am lazy..In a sense , I've become more responsible , I want to work smarter.

Cometh the hour

The  final year project. A bundle of 'trouble' for the unprepared. A package that surely make everyone sleep less, stressed out and eventually breaks down.
I was assigned to built an antenna , not just any ordinary antenna ,a metamaterial antenna . What is metamaterial ? Well theoretically it can make stuff invisible . Yes invisible, but i don;t make those invisible cloak , I made an antenna. I WAS AN UPHILL TASK But my mates and I stand our ground and we make sure we finished it . Hoyeah! ..

- UiTM- Here lies the broken hopes and dreams of Nuzul Fikrie Bin Salam
-He left something in here ,and in his heart he yearns for it

- I might come back here, One day.Who knows right. ?

- Don't play games , a lot, never fall in love, cause it hurts, and respect your teacher.



Sunday, November 25, 2012

Speechless Sundays: Orang malaysia suka p*rn*?

It's a bit taboo to discuss this topic , "Orang malaysia suka blue ? " .. pasti di balas " Hey ,.. kan tak elok bendalah tu kau tengok , buat apa?".. ada yang siap menasihat ,.. "kan haram benda tu ".
Ya bila kita tanyakan kat sapa pun , pasti jawapannya macam tu .Mari kita kaji salah satu senjata ampuh puak zionis . SEX.Secara halus .Penularan bahan lucah ke seluruh dunia.Dulu ,masa A.S nak takluk Afghanistan, senang je dia lembikkan bebudak lelaki. Dia bagi video blue.Bingai betul mereka.

"Kitorang tak tengok blue bro,betul ni,.. kan kat sekolah ustaz dah ajar tak elok".. "betul ni"

Orang malaysia tak tengok blue

Tapi betul ke macam tu ?, pe kata kita tanye encik Google.Statistik carian sepanjang tahun 2012 dengan kata kunci ,..  porn,maria ozawa,islam  ustaz azhar idrus.


 sila klik kalau nak paparan lagi besar

Ya, sudah jelas . berdasarkan data dari Google , carian bahan lucah mendahului carta . Kedua adalah "islam ", ketiga adalah "Maria Ozawa" dan "Ustaz Azhar Idrus".


Jadi apakah yang orang Malaysia selalu cari ?, siapa yang selalu cari.. normalnya kaki blue ni lelaki.Ah kau tak mengaku pulak pernah tertengok.


ya,.. apa lagi korang nak nafikan .Fakta dah ada .Tapi fakta lelaki suka tengok blue ni makin pudar relevannya, perempuan pun tengok jugak .


Kalau tak takkan akhbar keluarkan artikel macam ni .

Untuk sebuah negara yang majoritinya Islam , ini satu fakta "menakutkan" dan memalukan sebenarnya.Mari kita selidik data dari google dengan lebih mendalam.


Kata kunci "porn" mencatat carian tertinggi pada ogos 19-25 haribulan. Kejap ,tarikh tu bukan...


hari raya ke?..
ish ish . memang huduh benar la perangai abes puasa terus tengok bendalah ni. Untuk dua kata kunci "maria ozawa" dan "Ustaz Azhar Idrus" adalah control  untuk dua  kata kunci utama "porn" dan "islam".

"aku tak percaya, Maria Ozawa ni terlalu cun untuk arena hiburan orang dewasa"- seorang lelaki yg mahu namanya dirahsiakan.

kalau korang perati betul betul . Carian "Islam" juga paling rendah dalam tempoh yang sama. Orang sibuk beraya tu , kita sangka baik.Carian untuk individu "Ustaz Azhar" dan "Maria Ozawa" ni secara statistik nya sama. Tak de beza mana pon. Nak point out kat sini .Carian bahan lucah sentiasa tinggi sepanjang tahun,jadi , di balik muka yang tenang, ada individu yang senantiasa horny.

Ketagihan pada benda benda yang tak senonoh ni amatlah bahaya, menurut seorang Doktor Pakar ,Porn addiction is more potent than crack, Porno is easily accessible ,all time, just a click away and you'll get your fix.
Lebih kurang macam tu la dia cerita.Ia satu bentuk guilty pleasure, bukan takat bebudak je , orang tua pon same dua kali lima. Secara saintifiknya, bila seorang individu memuaskan dirinya dengan bendalah tak semenggah ni , otaknya merembes campuran bahan kimia endorfin, oksitosin dan dopamin.Bahan kimia yang termbes bila kita happy.
Otak manusia ni Allah cipta ada sistem nya, Limbic sistem , bahagia otak primitif yang bertanggungjawab mengawalatur kehendak asas 'binatang',.. keinginan survival , motivasi , naluri gaduh atau lari. Benda yang membezakan antara manusia dengan haiwan ni adalah adanya prefrontal cortex, bahagian yang membuatkan seseorang individu itu mempertimbang baik buruk kesan tingkah lakunya.  Limbic sistem ini terhubungdengan amigdala dan hippocampus , bahagian otak yang merekod memori jangka panjang. Maknanya, perkara yang kita buat dengan sensasi atau emosi yang kuat akan kita ingat.

Jadi , benda yang tak senonoh ini akan di ingati dalam satu tempoh yang panjang. 

Bagaiman mahu membuang tabiat huduh ini.? Sila tonton video di bawah .





Getting Caught With Porn Addiction








Dengan suasana sekarang, material lucah, atau hampir lucah melambak kat luar tu. Dari filem yang masuk kepanggung wayang baik filem antarabangsa mahupun tempatan , hinggalah iklan iklan kat shopping complex. Tak hairanlah kes rogol , buang bayi ada sahaja setiap hari . 

Aneh betul bila filesharing boleh block , tapi website lucah yang berjuta tu tak disekat. Dari amatur . budak budak rakam guna handycam atau phone , sampailah filem porno yang di buat di Studio di San Fernando ,Porn Valley Los Angeles .Bole di akses dengan mudah. Di mana silapnya.? Kita patut belajar dengan negara republic China yang cukup ketat akses internetnya.Iklan gambar tak senonoh tu baik buang je. Filem pon kena tapis ketat , ini tak filem melayu ada babak main cium cium kaki dah macam filem blue pon lepas kat wayang , apa cerita bro?.

Jangan lupa Allah itu maha pengampun. Semua manusia ada dosanya , kita mohon . Pasti dengan sifat Maha pengampunnya kita akan di ampunkan. Menyekat pornografi , bermula dari anda. Andai terasa horny, baik anda gi main bola sepak.Baca buku ke.Lumba motor ke

ps:Asal usul bola sepak di england :Guru besar menganjurkan bola sepak untuk mengelak bebudak lelaki melancap.